chrssy: riding your man like
roughrimjob: beggin for the d like
jimdoesntcarrey: salacl: jimdoesntcarrey: lucille-is-a-vampire-bat: does any1 remember the replacements i do what happened to this show!!!??? it was… replaced
android18: meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
Anonymous asked: do you have a page where i can see your face?
my college course is holding talent auditions I have no talent
katara: a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks
rneerkat: sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top
jesuschristvevo: i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
trillow: “i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
cub-buns: taco-bell-rey: When you can see a guy’s outline in his shorts Me ALL FUCKING DAY!
gay guy: *cough*
white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
chronicallylate: “dude i saw this really cute girl on the way home” “how cute?”
HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
staff: HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
lampsarepeopletoo: turtwink: yabba dabba done with ur shit is fred flinstone air bending?
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
drarna: RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
dirudo: pussy game too strong
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
if I had a dollar for every time I was more fabulous than you
roughrimjob: when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind
Anonymous asked: ever gotten rimmed?
lanadelrevupthosefryers: “haha remember in the 7th grade when you-“
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
wurnbo: did i allow u to have fun without me
My future kid: *pops out the womb*
Me: fresh fresh
*the next day*
Me: aight it's your 18th birthday leave my house
Anonymous asked: Running when it's boiling outside is not only stupid... it's really dangerous! you could have passed out in the middle of the street
gloopday: The team team
cyberthug13: girl: Hey me: sup girl: sup me: enough small talk